you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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