You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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