Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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