they need to just BURY HIM!
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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