so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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