Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Say something about gay babies.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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