I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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