I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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