Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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