just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Randomize
