I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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