do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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