I'm drive I can fine osifer
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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