You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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