can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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