..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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