The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Randomize
