ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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