I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She told me I should be a condom model.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
