That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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