i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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