I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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