so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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