They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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