her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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