She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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