I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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