All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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