I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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