so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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