I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
This house was built for laser tag.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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