I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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