You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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