Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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