It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
What changed your mind?
Being sober
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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