you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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