i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
ok first of all what the fuck
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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