Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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