idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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