your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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