if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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