Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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