I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
operation harelip BJ is a go
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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