in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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