She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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