Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I'm sobbing to NWA
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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