Having a random hookup so left but love u
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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