At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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