FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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