I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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