don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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