I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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