69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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