But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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